Carol's Corsage Royal Copley Vase
(sung to the Ballad of Jed Clampett)
Come 'n listen to my story about a vase named Carol
A poor floral vase, led a life frought with peril
It started one day when she was layin' by the pool
Trying to get a tan, she got stepped on by a fool.
Crazing, that is, cracks and ugly chips.
Well the next thing you know she rolls in the dirt
Royal Copley's Corsage vase had really been hurt
Said, "with all this damage whoever will buy me?"
But she ended up in the sale held by PGP.
Glass, that is, porcelain and pottery!
Well now it's time for ya'll to bid on this sad old vase
She really would look lovely in your display case.
So log in and place some bids or a snipe or two
And Carol's Corsage vase will soon belong to you!
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