I am MORE THAN HAPPY to offer this clown to you! Granted, his eyes do not glow red (that I've seen), I've never thrown him out and had him supernaturally re-appear on my bedside table grinning evilly. He's never tried to lure me to my death with pretty balloons, nor has he attacked me in my sleep. However, I have NEVER liked clowns, and this one gives me the creeps. I know I'm not alone on this, 133 listings on Google for "scary clown" tells me that there are other folks out there like me.
So, if you still think clowns are adorable harmless cute funny people, here you go. This one stands about 9" tall and about 3.5" wide. His face is, well, see the photos. He's not chipped or cracked anywhere. He's very colorful. I'm being nice here.
If you want to add him to your collection of clowns, I'll pack him carefully to survive the trip, so he can terrorize live with you for awhile. Thanks for looking!
Murano Scary Clown, Truly Ugly, NEEDS GOOD HOME
