REALLY UGLY GLASS BASSACKWARDS BIRD! 25 bids Auction Number: 3711511069 - Seller: capriherb Item Specifics - Art Glass           Origin:           Maker:           Product Type: North America Drunk WVirginian Figure, Sculpture           Dominant Color:           Age: Clear, Crystal -- PGPSale REALLY UGLY GLASS BASSACKWARDS BIRD!   This is the Ugliest bird in the United States, no, the world! He is backwards.  He is Orange and Yellow, and he doesn't know his patooey from a hole in the ground!  Or maybe he is looking for a hole in the ground to stick his head in due to the shame of being part of this world!   If I had a hooked beak with a bunch of feathers sticking out of my head like he does (and it has to be a he-bird because no self respecting she bird would ever look like this!) I would run for the hills!  Obviously Mr. Ugly can't fly....He's made out of Cased Glass, you silly people!   He sits on a hunk of glass, or maybe it's his pile of doo-doo from sitting there with his head turned around backwards for up to the last 50 years!  They told me he flew in from some silly UR-O-PEEIN country called Italy, but we all know that GLASS BIRDS DON'T FLY!  I think some West "By Golly" Virginian had a few too many Bud's (oops, they don't drink Bud in Western Virginny...They drink "Mable, Black Label, the KING of Beers!) and sniffed a way bit too much silica! So DoDo (or DooDoo) Bird is maybe looking for a worm?  I know of some worms, and they disguise themselves as some guy named Osomie Benladin!  Is he looking to catch the big worm? Who knows!!! Anyway, if you bid for this stupid bird that has been sitting here glaring at me for the last 2 months, you will be getting your heart's desire of weird, unusual, and just plain silly for your (has to be) strange bird collection!  If Mr. Dodo could talk, here is what he would say: "I'm just a drunk West Virginy HillBillie, lookin for a worm!  I drink too much beer and my head's screwed on wrong!  Don't pay me no mind, and don't listen to my talk, because..... YOU SILLY THING!!!  I'm a Glass Bird!" "Bidders are private to conceal the identity of the new owner!"    _____________________________________________   Oh no!  I woke up this morning to find Mr. DoDo Bird all wet!  He was so upset & was crying!  "I'm not ugly!" He said.  "I'm just a regular Dodo bird!" He continued, "I read what you wrote about me and I'm so upset that I no longer want to live here!  GET ME A NEW HOME!" I explained that indeed that is exactly what I'm trying so hard to do!  He said, "But you went about it the wrong way.  People will really think I'm ugly and I'm not!  I'm free artistry and expression produced by a fine upstanding man at a great glass house in West Virginia!" Wow.... A GLASS BIRD THAT HAS SPOKEN!!! So DoDo,  I will say that you have  kinda grown  on me!  Maybe you aren't so ugly after all, and you are right!  You don't deserve to live here nor did you deserve the mean things I said about you.  Somebody PLEASE BID ON MY DODO BIRD!  Give him a home where he will be appreciated!      I'm sorry Mr. DoDo Bird.... You aren't so ugly after all and I really didn't mean to make you cry! Back to Ugly Sale Contest