WHAT IS UGLIER THAN A RAT ? Filthy disease ridden creatures but this one certainly has an air of intellectuality to him.

The story goes that he was signed by Anne Rice the famous author during a book signing performance.
I have researched for which book but to no avail. The signature does look authentic but I would not swear to it. The person who gave it to me was a reputable friend.

He is made of black rubber and squeaks which is an added bonus.

Could be used to scare the noisy neighbors kids away, the overstay of a mother in law's visit, to tease the cat / dog and any other suggestion you may have. Feel free to e-mail me more suggestions.
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Have fun.