My family and I are being held hostage by this alien orange enamel tea pot! It says it will start devouring us one by one unless someone bids on it! Please help us! It will not stop with us, it will devour everything and everyone on earth until there is nothing left but a hideous wasteland.
This all started as an innocent auction for the ugly sale. I had started taking my pictures when I had decided to take one under my black light (my new friends at the PGP Board have taught me to put EVERYTHING under a black light because the really good stuff glows!). Imagine my shock and horror when I turned the light on and saw this evil looking little alien tea pot snarling at me and licking it's chops like I was it's next meal!
I mean, this was already the ugliest tea pot in the universe, but a tea pot FROM another universe?
Please bid on it and it promises to leave this planet forever intact. It has already started to corrode the inside of the pot it has posessed with it's foul oozing. There are some enamel cracks in the bottom on the inside and enamel chips on the underside of the lid. It has also scratched up the bottom pretty good by dragging it's belly when it walks.
You better buy it pretty quick before this little thing destroys the pot and planet!
Please Help Us!!!
This is the alien! BID NOW OR ALL WILL SUFFER!!!!!
The Pottery Glass & Porcelain Board Sellers are having an UGLY SALE Search for other unique items in this sale by using the keyword PGPSALE.
I will be donating any proceeds from my sales to The American Cancer Society on behalf of my brother-in-law who was recently diagnosed with Leukemia.
Alien Tea Pot Holding Hostages-HELP!
